Ooh … Begitu! I see, I see …


Setelah kelayapan di internet, cari-cari info dari sana-sini dan bongkar pasang tips (terutama programming), akhirnya baru sadar … ternyata begitu caranya … [all about tricks and tips I have found during my work as programmer.]

Temukan Roy Suryo

LOL. I just found out a site mentioning about “Temukan Roy Suryo”.
I think Indonesian people just know this name, right?

Perhaps you know the “Find Chuck Norris” phenomena, which is the great idea of link baiting. Nowadays, in Indonesia there is a page that came up with that similar great idea.

Well, for the “Find Chuck Norris”, the target of the site mentioned above is a well known film actor, Chuck Norris. And now, this Temukan Roy Suryo site’s target is a “so called” Indonesian Telematics (?) expert, Roy Suryo.

The author of that site has mentioned in the supporting page, that he takes Arran Schlosberg’s idea of making the “Google won’t Find Chuck Norris” page.

But “Temukan Roy Suryo” page sounds a little cynical, considering the behavior of this prominent figure. * grinning *

Temukan Roy Suryo screenshot

By the way, you can support that site too, like I did, by posting it in your own blog. Hehehe … 😛


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rojak language, manglish and singlish

alamak! another variety of language and English? really meh?
hmm … I checked it liao … after ting ting and read read for a while, I ting dis is so creative combination hoo? why not? 😉

why beh say do it ah (why mustn’t do it)? it’s so cool lor … 😀

wan example from http://ahpek.com/index.php/using-good-manglish/, you see this true English version hoo

Yesterday, my girlfriend and I went to the movies. We met up the the KFC outlet where she got some fries. After the movie, we went back to my house and since my mother was not around, we decided to go to my room.

n dis is d Manglish one …

Barger, yesterday when me and my girlfriend want to go and see picture that time, she said she wanted to eat French fries so I asked her to wait at Kentucky lah. Mana tau, reach there that time, saw so many people lining up sampai want to wait also cannot already because the picture starting at 9. After the picture finished, I ask my girlfriend to come to my house so that we can screw screw a bit lah. My mother not in mah.

see? very creative way of English sentence building mah?

just kan kan it out lah:mrgreen:

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Hello World! collections

tsk, tsk, tsk … a great dedication to “Hello World!”??? 😯
check it here. http://roesler-ac.de/wolfram/hello.htm

a really cool “Hello World!” coding collection in various programming languages. no joke, this is real. 😆

statement from the URL:

This collection includes 338 Hello World programs in many more-or-less well known programming languages, plus 58 human languages.

The list was compiled by Wolfram Rösler with help from many people around the world. It was started on 3-Oct-1994, put on the Internet on 30-Dec-1999, exceeded 200 entries on 14-Jul-2005, and 300 on 6-Dec-2006. It is now probably the biggest collection of Hello World programs on the Internet, and the only one collecting human languages as well. It is administered as a bunch of text files which are compiled into this single HTML file by a bash script executed under the Cygwin environment, run on Windows.

great job! :mrgreen:

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a Texas man sued 1-800-Flowers for Revealing His Affair

“flowers to the ‘mistress’, receipt to the wife?”
whoops …

😀 I just got this article from a friend, and found it hilarious to post it inside my wordpress. for those who only speak Indonesian, you can also find another news about the same guy at:

okay, let’s go back to the article I got from a friend just now. I got this one from http://www.transworldnews.com/NewsStory.aspx?storyid=20577&ret=Current.aspx?pg=3

Texas Man, LeRoy Greer, Sues 1-800-Flowers for Revealing His Affair

Atlanta, Ga. 8/13/2007 4:41 PM GMT (FINDITT)

LeRoy Greer just wanted to send flowers to his girlfriend. Sounds simple enough but after Greer arranged for a bouquet to be sent courtesy of 1-800-flowers the simple task became a major headache for the car salesman.

As it turned out Greer was married and his wife wasn’t the one receiving the flowers, just the thank you card from 1-800-flowers for purchasing the flora.

While Greer was already in the process of divorcing his wife the 1-800-flowers incident didn’t help his standing any and now his wife is all the more eager to end their union. Oh and now that she is aware of the extramarital affair she wants more money as well.

Greer, upset that the company delivered a thank you note for the purchase, is now suing the floral company. Greer had specifically noted on his order that he did not want any cards or information sent to the house he shared with his wife. He now blames the company of falling short of delivering the flowers in a discreet manner, which just so happened to cause his wife to flip out.

Now Greer, a Texas resident, has asked for $1 million from the florist who made the mistake but as of yet there has been no pay off.

here is also an excerpt from http://news.aol.com/story/ar/_a/man-sues-florist-for-revealing-affair/20070810160709990001:

After learning of the affair, Greer’s wife asked for a $300,000 divorce settlement in addition to child support, said Kennitra Foote, Greer’s attorney.

hmmm … worth it? what he sowed is what he reaps now. serves him right. this is a good lesson for the morons out there that “you can’t hide the fish because the smell stinks”. 😀

here is a blog also mentioning about this case. a very cool blog entry to read. just check it out! a very good thought. http://averagebro.blogspot.com/2007/08/leroy-greer-needs-to-learn-how-to-creep.html

a search on the google with “leroy greer sued florist” will give you a lot of result. *grinning*
and I found it interesting that he said that he had to pursue this matter because of what everyone was saying about him on the internet. (http://blogs.chron.com/legaltrade/2007/08/suing_flower_sender_on_today_s.html)

but in my opinion if he had not pursued this matter, no one would be talking about him on the internet. 😀

next time, STOP cheating on your wife.

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